Urban Dictionary Meme. Because somebody loves me O.o

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Rosanna

a highly prude, yet sexually attractive, female that presents a facade of innocence. Usually found to be very active sexually with many individuals, both male and female.

"Wow, she's a Rosanna."

"Watch out, man, she'll pull a Rosanna on you."

2. Your age: 19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

3. What you should be doing: Brushing my teeth

Undefined (but apparently brushing YOUR teeth is completely different.)

4. Favorite color: Indigo? I guess.

- Smoke emitting from marijuana.
- Purple Haze

"Pass the Indigo cuz."

"My head is bumpin' blaze the purple haze and let loose the indigo."

5. Birthplace: Canada

Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
(My goodness that was a long definition; sounds more like being proud to be a Canadian over an American though, doesn't it?)

6. Month of your birth: June
june

1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
1. My birthday is in June.

2. June is a thing of the past...

(Lol yaoi yay ^_^)

7. Last person you talked to: Brother

a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad

"my brother is a good guy."

8. One of your nicknames: Rosie

mini unexpected orgasm

"yo she pulled a rosie"

(Of course it's interesting that the other definitions were all very nice and complimentary definitions of the name Rosie. But you don't want that... nooo we have to follow your stupid rules -.-)

Fin